THE VAULT

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Last week, history was made as Illinois Senator Barack Obama was declared the first black nominee for President of the United States of America. Slantmouth wishes to congratulate Mr. Obama in his monumental victory. As he celebrated, we managed to get a few statements, and it was clear he was amped up and ready to get his change on.

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

It’s been busy. Bittergate, elitism, crazy questions about conspiracy; we don’t even know where to begin. Regardless, since last week’s travesty of a Democratic Debate, the candidates were just itching to get the issues back on the table and as always, Slantmouth was there. We bring you the third (and for the love of God, make it the final) round of Clinton vs. Obama.

This one’s going to get ugly.

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

The Presidential elections are heating up with a heat so hot, you may call it picante! Obama continues to gain strength, Hillary continues to whine, and everyone continues to cringe as the Democratic party, once again implodes. Now, Slantmouth proudly presents: Everyone is Yelling! Clinton vs. Obama Round Two!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Today, Slantmouth brings you the first part in a new, ongoing series- Everyone is Yelling! While this feature will likely stick to the sticky stuff, like elections, only sweet Jesus himself actually knows where this one will end up going—probably nowhere! Everyone is Yelling will highlight intelligent, point, counterpoint debates from prominent figures.

This round? Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama!

Let’s get ready for some YELLING!

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